when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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