I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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