R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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