whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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