so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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