I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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