ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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