Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making