So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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