Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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