Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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