ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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