your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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