That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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