So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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