Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You took a bar mat shot.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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