We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I look better un-naked...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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