I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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