Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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