I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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