its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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