i will never coherently bang her
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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