isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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