Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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