chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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