What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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