Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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