Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
did you just send me my own nude
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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