I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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