Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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