He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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