I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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