I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just high enough for therapy.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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