dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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