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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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