i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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