susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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