omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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