Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I am naked and annoyed.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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