Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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