butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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