And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Randomize
