i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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