So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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