Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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