i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The adults are the big ones right?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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