What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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