69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i barfeds in our rink
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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