so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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