I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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