I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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