Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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