Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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