North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
